Saturday
Jan172009
Happy Birthday, Mister
Saturday, January 17, 2009 at 06:04PM 
You're 6 and a half months old. Or 27. Or 30.
Saturday, January 17, 2009 at 06:04PM - I Made Some New Pictures That Aren't Just For Me
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- Eddie Venn Halen
- Death, Barf & Beyond
- Fashion While Sneezing Part 3
- One Of These Subway Columns Is a Goddamn Liar
- Same As It Ever Was
- Miserable Without You
- I Sure Hope Miracle Whip Knows What It's Getting Into
- Because I'm Smart
- Hey Draper, You Can't Use The H-Word in Advertising
- I Just Got Baked Looking at Mena Suvari's Celebrity Playlist
- The 9 Hottest Shoes Designed by Musicians
- 8 Concept Albums That Should Be Made Right Now
- FASHION WHILE SNEEZING PART 2
- Love Story Part 2
- Love Story Part 1
- The Many Moods of Steven Tyler
- There's Something Wrong With AMC's 'The Killing'
- Fashion While Sneezing Part I
- The Particular After Effects of After Effects
- Mister is Definitely Going Down The Drain Because Now I Can Make Animated GIFs
- And Sometimes The White Tiger Plate Buys You
- Superbowl Sunday
- 50 Reasons Why We're So Mad by Onyx
- I Invented Peanut Butter Milk So You Don't Have To
- Dinner With Helene
- This Is No Half-Remembered Dream, This is Really Happening
- I'd Be a Millionaire If Hits Were Dollar Bills
- Poster Twins: Sphere & Future Sport
- Sometimes You Remember You Have a Chop't Salad in the Fridge and You Get All Excited
- Poster Twins: Taken & Unknown
- Mister Got Published in a German Book For Some Reason
- Queen Amidala & The Swan Queen: A Convo
- Shanghai Baby
- The Little Cousins Grew Up
- If We Start a Book Club I Pick First
- Two Old Ladies Inadvertently Taught Me What Negative Space Is in 1989
- I Never Had An Art Director I Didn't Like
- Stickers Need To Get The Fuck Out Of Here
- I Mind The Gap
- I Used To Collect Photos of Papyrus Until I Realized It Was a Terrible Idea
- Work From Home
- What You Do
- Know Your Exits
- The Owls of The Renegade Craft Fair
- Fridge as Metaphor
- The Many Disguises of Charlie "The Disguiser" Sheen
- Dear HBO: Just Add One Letter and You're Set
- "Whoa, What, Oh!" - My Entire Childhood
- The Marijuana Cats of Petco
- Ke$ha Doesn't Have an Original Brown Tooth In Her Head
- Emily Goes to Alligator Lounge
- Memoirs of a Solar-Powered White Boy Ronin
- I'm The Mayor of my Apartment
- More True Stories That Are Totally True
- Miscellaneous Media Forced To Be Represented By Very Specific Media
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- My Interview With Meg White
- You Should Probably Start Reading Traditional Comics Right Now
- Don't Change For Anyone, Aladdin
- The 1983 HBO Feature Presentation Intro Is Responsible For My Obsession With 3D Letters
- Like You Didn't Expect Bratz Pop'N Stick Eyez® To Be Amazing
- Don't Censor My Heart
- Scaredyface in Park Slope
- Taco Bell Debuts New Stuf't Crust Burrito
- Christmas Spirit Part VI
- Christmas Spirit Part V
- Christmas Spirit Part IV
- Christmas Spirit Part III
- Christmas Spirit Part II
- Christmas Spirit Part I
- Great Invention Flashback
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- 6 Clichés We Can Expect From Iron Man 2
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- My Four Stages of Doing Shots
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- Now There's No Excuse Not To Have That Harry Potter Party
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- 24-Hour Flu
- Nobody Really Wants to Fuck a Robot
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- Musicians With The Best Faces
- Youth In Revolt: The Post Screening Survey
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- This Looks Like That
- Hey Look, It's The World's Douchiest Social Networking Site
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- Movie Posters Are Dumb, Part II: Photoshopped Sunglasses
- Movie Posters Are Dumb, Part I: Obscured Faces
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- So Optimus Prime is Gonna Die Right?
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- Mister Exclusive: The Karate Kid Remake Trailer
- Gimme Sugar Miami: Sticky. Sexy. Caloric.
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- 7 Wearable Items For Tech Geeks
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- The First Rule Of Miracle Whip Club Is Make a Big Facebook Thing Out Of It
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- Drawing The Line AKA Never Work For Free
- Gypsy and Pets in Tha House
- "Yo, Diary" By Keanu Reeves
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- EVERYTHING IS CODES!
- What Your Office Commercial Says About Your Company
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- 6 Epiphanies Had by Extras on Music Video Sets
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- The 9 Hottest Shoes Designed By Musicians
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- Immediate Regrets
- 10 Musicians Brush Their Teeth
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- Dear Entertainment Weekly: You're So Bad at Lying
- Death of a Playlist
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- My Favorite Part of Lord of The Rings
- The Mystery of Yahoo! Patrick Hosmer
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- Let's Do This, 2009!
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- The Things That Brought Them Here
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- One Terrible Thing About Tattoos
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- I am Immortalized in Tape
- Wait a Minute... (Piano Dudes Edition)
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- Diary of a Stomper
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- Totally Still in Hawaii
- Now I'm on a Volcano
- Animal Jamz!
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- Mom Jeans 2.0
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- Mister Makes a Friend
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- We All Scream for Green Screen
- It's a Brand New Day
- My Cousin Jimmy Made This
- The Jewel of South Hackensack, NJ
- Any Given Sunday. Every Sunday, Actually
- Before You Cast Your Ballot...
- Happy Conceptual Halloween!
- World, Meet The Dread-mullet
- Toasty Time = Now
- The Second M Also Stands For Music
- Recession Forces Pepsi to Become Korean Airline
- Sometimes There's a Bachelor Party
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- Here Come the Woodies
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- "Things I like." a List by Patrick, 18
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- My Three Apocalypse Buddies
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- Elegy for the Killed Assignment
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- Make It Cool Part 1
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- The Only Bowling Lesson You Need
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Reader Comments (1)
1) i am entirely worlds of sorry for ruining God the Bird
3) bridgewater is one hell of a town.