Yo Call This Guy
Wednesday, January 14, 2009 at 01:50PM 
ring, ring, ring...
Sticky Mike's Representative: "What."
Patrick: "Hi."
SMR: "What?"
Patrick: "Hi."
SMR: "What?"
Patrick: "Hi."
SMR: "Who dis."
Patrick: "It's Patrick. Is this Sticky Mike?"
SMR: "Nah."
Patrick: "Could you please put Sticky Mike on? I have a question about his sticker."
SMR: "What's the question."
Patrick: "Is this Sticky Mike?"
SMR: "... Yeah."
Patrick: "Hi. Is that you on the sticker?"
SMR: "What sticker."
Patrick: "Nevermind. Do you sell a product or service?"
SMR: "Are you a cop, cuz you have to-"
Patrick: "No."
SMR: "I sell a lot of things."
Patrick: "Do you sell DVDs?"
SMR: "Maybe."
Patrick: "Do you sell leafy green DVDs that I can roll up and smoke?"
SMR: "Hell yeah."
Patrick: "Nevermind. I'm looking for the Bourne Trilogy."
SMR: "Wait, for real?"
Patrick: "Well, it's like 60 bucks at Virgin."
SMR: "... Are you for real?"
Patrick: "When it comes to contemporary action I am very real."
SMR: "Aight. Uh, sorry."
Patrick: "It's OK. Bye."
hang up.
So I'll give you five dollars if you call Sticky Mike and ask if he sells DVDs.
Reader Comments (1)
Crap! I'm, like, two weeks late! I'll make up for that by filming the call and putting it on speakerphone. Deal? Deal.