Art Direction, Motion Design & Illustration by Patrick Hosmer

Fashion While Hacking: Guy Code Art Dept

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If you've seen Guy Code on MTV2 you'd know the show is chock-full of delicious instructo-animations. These visuals are created by a small team of highly disciplined artists who spend countless hours honing their craft... kicking a bean-filled sack to one another next to a freight elevator. 

Meet the team. 

Austin is an Illustrator and he also runs the team's Drawn From Memory blog.

Mister: What's your favorite part of working on Guy Code?

Austin: Breakfast.

Mister: Do you have a favorite hack move?

Austin: Tres Leches. That's when three guys go for the sack at the same time and touch toes.

  1. Shirt: Penguin
  2. Watch: Seiko
  3. Shorts: Polo
  4. Socks: Uniqlo
  5. Shoes: Reef

* Sack: Colorado


Hugo does illustration, motion and vfx compositing and is one half of Dayjob Etc. 

Mister: What's the weirdest thing you've done working on Guy Code?

Hugo: One time I changed a blue penis purple.

Mister: How many penises have you drawn this season?

Hugo: 17.

  1. Shirt: Gap
  2. Jeans: Levi's
  3. Shoes: Some mall in Philly

*Sack: Swedish


Patrick is the Art Director and most of the hacky sacks are his. Some were gifts.

Mister: Do you ever get in trouble for hacking in the office?

Patrick: Yes, for hacking and some light damage to the facility. We need a lot of space!

Mister: Has hacking at work brought you guys closer as a team?

Patrick: I wouldn't say that.

  1. Shirt: Urban Outfitters
  2. Jeans: 1969
  3. Phone: iPhone 5S
  4. Shoes: Patagonia
  5. Glasses (not pictured): Fabulous Fanny's

*Sack: Reddy Tuxspin


Matt is a motion designer with a completely empty website. He is also, fortuitously, ambidextrous. 

Mister: What's your favorite part of working on Guy Code?

Matt: Girl Code.

Mister: What happened to your wrist?

Matt: I got hit by a car biking to work.

  1. Shades: Facial Index
  2. Shirt: J. Crew
  3. Watch: Rolex
  4. Jeans: APC
  5. Wrist brace: NYU ER
  6. Shoes: Vans

*Sacks (left to right): Hakistan, Roy


Ray is a director and animator. He is not on Facebook. 

Mister: What's your favorite hack move?

Ray: Paparazzi. That's when you stall the sack on your shoulder and everyone else pretends to take photos of you like you're famous and you do a little sashay. 

Mister: Sounds difficult.

Ray: It's incredibly difficult.

  1. Shirt: Uniqlo
  2. Jeans: Levi's
  3. Shoes: Gola

*Sack: Hakistan


Rory is an illustrator and animator and the creator of Garbage Time.

Mister: What's your favorite part of working on Guy Code?

Rory: Free XXL wardrobe at the end of the season.

Mister: Favorite hack move?

Rory: Steve Green. You stand perfectly still and the sack just lands on your foot. Takes practice. Steve Green is a guy who stands very still.  

  1. Shirt: Barbour outlet (5 shirts for 100 bucks!)
  2. Undershirt: Guy Code Season 4 wardrobe
  3. Phone: Samsung Galaxy 4S
  4. Boxers: Somewhere in Maine; they have lobsters on them
  5. Pants: Uniqlo
  6. Socks: Puma
  7. Shoes: iPath

*Sack: Stallbert


Cyp is a motion designer and was recently profiled in a Dell commercial with short hair.

Mister: What's your favorite part of working on Guy Code?

Cyp: I just discovered a Keurig on the 3rd floor. That.

Mister: What was your favorite thing before that?

Cyp: I guess Starbucks.

  1. Flannel shirt: Uniqlo
  2. Hair band: Rite Aid
  3. T-shirt: Metsatöll concert
  4. Pants: All Saints
  5. Shoes: Vans

*Sacks (left to right): Roy, Hakistan, Reddy Tuxspin, Colorado, Stallbert, Swedish

Season 5 of Guy Code airs every Wednesday at 11/10c on MTV2. If you spot the purple penis you win!

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Man! I Feel Like a Woman

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Which guy would you date?! Choose!!

Escape from Fuck Zone is the followup to creator Woody Fu's Escape from the Friend Zone game. It's an illustrated choose-your-own adventure all about city dating and heartbreak and misery. Good fun! Very funny! 

I did some art for the launch of the app. The three gentlebros pictured are the main archetypes of less-than-stellar date material available in the game. Not pictured are the hundred or so other dudes hollering at you on the in-game Tinder-ish app which IMO is the best (saddest) part of the experience. 

Play it here or download the app for free.

 

Top Five Movies Featuring Stew

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Robin Hood doesn't even know how amazing his life is about to get!

Robin Hood doesn't even know how amazing his life is about to get!

One of the best indicators that a regular Joe is destined for greatness is the presence of a weird pot of brown mush. Stew sets the scene by being plain and ambition-less. Like people. Stew is basically cinematic shorthand for Wait For It.

Here's 5 movies that totally have stew in them: 

Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

Gollum: Not happy about the stew

Gollum: Not happy about the stew

Any time a Hobbit stops walking he immediately has to cook food. Fellowship had zero stew scenes so Towers made up for it with two full minutes of fuckin stew content. Long enough to earn that little black pot a SAG card finally.  

Rabbit stew with some Middle Earth greens, 86 the taters

Rabbit stew with some Middle Earth greens, 86 the taters

And when you gaze long into the stew, the stew also gazes into you

And when you gaze long into the stew, the stew also gazes into you

Check out Samwise not even noticing psychotic, schizoid Gollum burning a hole in him, practically vibrating with murderous rage. Look up from your soup, fatso! I can't blame him. That stew is probably so damn good.

 

The Empire Strikes Back

Empire gives us a stew treatment much more common in movies: bad stew. A ginger taste, a sour wince. Good job, Luke, you'll be a Jedi in no time. A Jedi of Acting Like You Don't Enjoy Yoda's Cute Lil Baby Stew.

 

Disney's Robin Hood

Winner: Most Shit-like Stew

Winner: Most Shit-like Stew

Srsly that is a spoonful of poop

Srsly that is a spoonful of poop

Make no mistake: Robin Hood and Little John are the true power couple in this movie and LJ is definitely the wifey. When Robin spaces out (thinkin about Maid Yoko no doubt!) and burns their bachelor breakfast, Little John quickly extinguishes that fire and salvages their sad, shitty stew. Just in time for a dude sesh with Friar Tuck.

So how sad 'n shitty was their stew? Peep the ingredients.

Pepper, water and a carrot. I've seen stew made with less! 

 

Gladiator

Have you noticed yet that stew is a real bro affair? 

Eroticism 101: Holding my stew, I gaze into your eyes while I taste your stew. And this other guy watches both of us, eating his own stew.

Eroticism 101: Holding my stew, I gaze into your eyes while I taste your stew. And this other guy watches both of us, eating his own stew.

This was a real tender moment hidden in between all the epic blood waterfalls and ethnic wailing. A man checking another man's stew for poison. Is there any higher level of trust or sacrifice? Or love?

That stew is straight Hormel style though. Lazy.

 

The Princess Bride

"With potatoes!" - Samwise Gamgee, sobbing

"With potatoes!" - Samwise Gamgee, sobbing

Ok this is the ultimate movie stew, guys. When I first saw The Princess Bride I immediately couldn't wait to grow up into an adult so I could eat stew like this whenever I wanted.

You'll recall this is what Andre "Fezzik" The Giant fed to Inigo "Homeland" Montoya who was very drunk. This was medieval drunk food. They goddamn nailed it. 

Inigo's face nailed it too.

 

Runner Up: Snow White & The Hunstman

This movie wasn't bad! The K-Stew was a little watery though.

Tombstone's Credits are Totally Asleep at the Wheel

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False!

False!

No dawg. Not Billy Zane. You're nodding off!

No dawg. Not Billy Zane. You're nodding off!

Wake up! There's a minivan coming right at us!

Wake up! There's a minivan coming right at us!

You haven't seen Tombstone in 15 years, I know. But remember the end? The four main guys - two of whom are super dead - are inexplicably just walking towards the camera. For like 7 minutes. Looking right at us! It's a pretty punk rock moment. Logic be damned. Slow and strange like The West itself. 

Take this 4th-wall-breaking moment and the fact that this movie featured about 100 of the biggest actors of the 90s and you have an unintentionally hilarious credit sequence.

A Little Room in the Sky

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Do you like small spaces?

Lavatory on an Embraer ERJ-145 Amazon. One of the few airplane bathrooms where the console faces the toilet. I am a big fan of that.

Lavatory on an Embraer ERJ-145 Amazon. One of the few airplane bathrooms where the console faces the toilet. I am a big fan of that.

Aside from the entirety of Japan, airplanes are some of the best examples of the 'everything in its place' philosophy. Every item is pared down to its simplest form. Interiors are literally engineered. No poetry. There is something beautiful in that, I think; airplanes are these giant aluminum kites and people fit into them with the same degree of technical consideration as soap and coffee and blankets. Maybe I like that because it seems honest or maybe I just like to be squeezed a little.

The galleys are beautiful and boxy, lined with metal cubbies and shelves, all held in place with little red and blue flanges. The lavs are similarly structured (albeit 100% more beige): baby cabinets and tiny ledges for single objects; a phone, a paperback novel, once upon a time, a pipe. There's little holes for your razor blades and your tissues. 

The iPod made me distrustful of music because it immediately overwhelmed with a wave of easy choices. Reality is actually overwhelming because I can discard my used tissue anywhere. An airplane bathroom cleaves my options back down to one. It achieves a singularity of purpose that is both old and true. It's the record-player of rooms.