Art Direction, Motion Design & Illustration by Patrick Hosmer

Mister Has a New Header, is Still Purple

Mister (or Hey Mister as it is sometimes called) has been doing a one-armed doggy paddle across the Internet for five years. In that time it has gone through a lot of changes. At one point I would've described this as an advertising watchdog blog. Cringe. Other times it was a portfolio for comics and motion graphics. And occasionally it was the rambling, equivocating journal of a man who uses too many parentheses (sorry). Now it's mostly illustrations and very few words. 

Who knows what it'll be next. I'm sad I missed out on Steam Punk.

Some fun Mister facts:

  • This post consistently gets the most traffic. 
  • This one consistently gets the most insane comments. Also I'm sorry.
  • This one and this one both triggered cease and desist letters, after which I did nothing and they did nothing.
  • Dunkin Donuts never sponsored Mister but because I pretended that they did for one week, they actually sent me a check for $38 and a book of coupons. I never cashed the check and the coupons expired the same week they arrived. Still. Someone over there is hilarious.
  • I publish Mister using Squarespace. They are a stellar company and I love them very much. 
  • Almost as much as I love you. Thanks for visiting!

Fassbender

Fassbender - a variant of Fassbinder - is German for "cooper," a binder or repairer of casks and barrels.

Jon Gabrus, Guy Coder

 

Jon Gabrus is on Guy Code, the show I art direct. He's the only cast member who laughs a lot and talks with his hands which is why I like him so much. Obviously he's hilarious. 

Like all New York comedians, Gabrus lives in LA.

Get More: Guy Code, MTV2

Season 3 of Guy Code premieres tonight on MTV2 at 11p/10c. 

Gladiator with Hélène

 

P: Dreamworks been down with Kelvin filter since day one 

H: That guy's a total Dumbledore

P: He just drove a horse from Germany to Spain in two days

H: <whisper> Gladiator

H: That African model totally fixed Gladiator's arm with herbs

P: Sucks he had to miss Fashion Week for this

H: Is that guy Judi Dench?

P: There is so much Ethnic Wailing in this!

H: This movie wrote the book on Ethnic Wailing bro

H: Wait how is Gladiator already a famous Gladiator?

P: They skipped over so much Gladiator brand building content

H: We were not entertained!

P: Everything about this man is historically inaccurate

H: Hi Blade Runner lighting 

H: This is the perfect movie!

P: Romans are so good at forming Kill Circles

H: Duh!

H: That guy looks like Snape. Like Keanu Snape.

 H: I wish all of this happened in real life. Do you think it did?

P: She looks shitty did she get bit by a snake?

H: She has a lot on her mind!

H: It's my birthday soon. Maybe we could watch this again with everyone.