I Made Some New Pictures That Aren't Just For Me

You said it, Muldoon.

Speaking of clever girls, the sweet band Clever Girl just released two Modi remixes of their songs Jumbo and WoodCutter and I got to make the accompanying artwork. 

Clever Girl - Jumbo (Modi Remix)

They asked for a fish eating a fish eating a fish eating a fish. Jumbo is the big guy at the bottom. Untouched by evolution!

Clever Girl - WoodCutter (Modi Remix)

WoodCutter called for a distraught lumberjack. For this I enlisted the help of my buddy Vince, who was extremely happy to model as the unhappy woodsman. We didn't have an axe handy; lucky for me Vin doesn't go anywhere without Mjölnir, Thor's magic hammer.

Martin Venn Buren

Happy Easter, bunnies.

Eddie Venn Halen

We're still friends right?

Death, Barf & Beyond

Fashion While Sneezing Part 3

Mister: What have you produced recently?

Sumer: I worked on a Sour Patch Kids commercial with Method Man. 

Mister: Did you enjoy sneezing for this?

Sumer: Nope.

1. Jacket: GAP

2. Sweater: J. Crew

3. Dress: Forever 21

4. Shoes: Vintage

Mister: What's in your hand?

Nick: A Q-tip. That's how I make myself sneeze, I stick it up my nose and give it a tickle. I gotta run.

1. Hoodie: Don't remember

2. Joker T-shirt: eBay

3. Jeans: eBay

4. Boots: eBay

Mister: You're a photic. It's Greek for 'of light.' You're light sensitive. 

Patrick: Not really. I sneeze in the light, though.

Mister: It's an inherited trait. One in three people have it.

Patrick: Neat.

1. Shirt: GAP

2. Down vest: Vintage

3. Tie: Uniqlo

4. Jeans: G-Star RAW

5. Sneakers: Adidas

Mister: You have a dog now.

Tova: Yes, Marlo. He's the best.

Mister: Did you know a sneeze can travel 100 miles per hour and expel 100,000 germs into the air?

Tova: No.

1. Men's cardigan: GAP

2. Shirt: J. Crew

3. Gloves: Muji

4. Jeans: J Brand

5. Boots: Frye

Mister: Did you hear about Tova's dog?

Brian: Yeah, Marlo! He's really cute.

Mister: Who do you miss more, Tova or Harris?

Brian: Don't you want to ask me about teaching?

1. Hat: Olney 

2. Shirt: J. Crew

3. Tie: Vicky Davis NY

4. Jeans: GAP

5. Moccasins: Sketchers

Mister: You've been doing a lot of improv these days.

Woody: I have!

Mister: A sneeze can actually be considered part of the immune system. When a foreign agent, like bacteria, triggers a sneeze response, signals are sent to tightly close the throat, eyes, and mouth. Next, your chest muscles vigorously contract and your throat muscles quickly relax. As a result, air, saliva and mucus are forced out of your mouth and nose.

Woody: Thank you.

1. Wool coat (not pictured): L.L. Bean

2. Cattitude T-shirt: eBay

3. Pants: Chatuchak Flea Market, Thailand

4. Sneakers: Adidas

Fashion While Sneezing Part 1, Fashion While Sneezing Part 2

One Of These Subway Columns Is a Goddamn Liar

"We require a visible past, a visible continuum, a visible myth of origin, which reassures us about our end. Because finally we have never believed in them."

You can pretty much turn to any page in Jean Baudrillard's Simulacra and Simulation (unless you're Neo) and find a sentence that addresses this late-night discovery: The Morgan stop on the L has replaced a tile mosaic sign with a photo of a tile mosaic sign.  

Real:

Matrix:

Let's go down to Wall Street and demand some answers on this. 

Same As It Ever Was

Miserable Without You

Here's a music vid I drew and animated for musician Jarrod Gorbel. It was directed by a very cool fellow named Adam Neustadter at Ghost Robot. The song also features Nicole Atkins who is lovely and from New Jersey. 

Can you pick out all of the celebrity / pop culture cameos? I won't be offended if you can't because they're not very accurate and stuff.

Fun Fact 1: I drew the elements with a fancy Japanese brush pen and it ran out of ink right when I finished my last cloud doodle. 

Fun Fact 2: The man in the video is supposed to be Mr. Gorbel but he's basically me! Good night. 

I Sure Hope Miracle Whip Knows What It's Getting Into

While Miracle Whip continues to stumble blindly through the The World of Digital Marketing, this is still a large step up from their first social strategy. Remember Zingr? 

Because I'm Smart