Tuesday
Jan052010
Taco Bell Debuts New Stuf't Crust Burrito
Tuesday, January 5, 2010 at 01:01PM 
"What is it, Dean?"
"Why are we showing a cross-section of a human artery in our new 5-Layer Burrito print ads? Those photos are internal use only!"
"Dean, that is our new 5-Layer Burrito. Look closer at the Core Principles."
"Nacho cheese, refried beans, ground beef... my god. it looks like the shit pipe from Brazil. We need to start a health initiative, like now. Balance this bitch out."
"But our food isn't h-"
"Fake it, motherfucker!"
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Reader Comments (3)
That can't be real...
It looks like a colon
My wife and I noticed how the Taco Bell Stuft Crust could be seen as an artery last night and had a good laugh. I just googled "taco Bell artery cross section" to see if anyone else's minds have as disgusting an inclination as ours do and was pleased to find this blog.