No Fear: The Unofficial Rule Book to The Official Website
Monday, March 9, 2009 at 04:50PM 
Rule #1 Man the fuck up.
Rule #2 No Fear makes energy drinks now, so know that.
Rule #3 The four flavors of No Fear Energy Drink are: MOTHERLOAD, Tramp Stamp, bloodshot and SUGAR FREE.
Rule #4 The movie Hostile rules.
Rule #5 No pussies allowed.
Rule #6 If you want to Earn Some Cred, CLICK THE LINK.
Rule #7 You think there would be a thing called World Extreme Cagefighting and No Fear wouldn't be its Official Energy Drink? Fuck you.
Rule #8 If you can't focus on this bad ass website because of all the thrash metal, you can kill it by clicking OFF down at the bottom, you baby.
Rule #9 Please wait for the next page to load.
Rule #10 No Fear also does something with trucks somehow.
Rule #11 CLICK THE LINK if you want a free sticker, bro.
Rule #12 You know what movie kicks major ass? Saw 5.
Rule #13 If you go to our merch, know that you can get a sweet ass No Fear thong for your girl.
Rule #14 GET EVEN MORE BADASS? (?)
Rule #15 Shut up, not everyone's websites need to make sense all the time.
Rule #16 No, more like your face doesn't have any purpose, nerd.
Rule #17 I said shut up, cuz I'll beat you to death, I swear.
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Reader Comments (4)
also,
http://www.nofear.com/blog/
because that's something that needs to exist.
remember all those knuckleheads who used to have the big white NO FEAR decals plastered across the rear winshield of their slammed toyota corollas? I think they grew up and started working for NO FEAR. Either that or some agency is having the time of their lives with this shit.
I mean, it IS genius.
my sister's ex had a no fear tattoo. it had the angry eyes.
Stickers and vitamins are badass shit.