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<!--Generated by Squarespace Site Server v5.11.81 (http://www.squarespace.com/) on Sun, 27 May 2012 00:13:18 GMT--><rss xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><title>HEY MISTER</title><link>http://www.heymister.net/blog/</link><description></description><lastBuildDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 06:01:40 +0000</lastBuildDate><copyright></copyright><language>en-US</language><generator>Squarespace Site Server v5.11.81 (http://www.squarespace.com/)</generator><item><title>I Made Some New Pictures That Aren't Just For Me</title><dc:creator>Patrick</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 05:02:03 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.heymister.net/blog/2012/5/15/i-made-some-new-pictures-that-arent-just-for-me.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">256177:2579914:16263449</guid><description><![CDATA[<p><iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/TO5wryDdEI0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
<p>You said it, Muldoon.</p>
<p>Speaking of clever girls, the sweet band <a href="http://soundcloud.com/clevergirlmusic">Clever Girl</a> just released two Modi remixes of their songs <em>Jumbo</em> and <em>WoodCutter</em> and I got to make the accompanying artwork.&nbsp;</p>
<p><em><a href="http://soundcloud.com/modi/clever-girl-jumbo-modi-remix">Clever Girl - Jumbo (Modi Remix)</a></em></p>
<p><em><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 600px;" src="http://www.heymister.net/storage/JUMBO_V2 copy.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1337060886383" alt="" /></span></span></em></p>
<p>They asked for a fish eating a fish eating a fish eating a fish. Jumbo is the big guy at the bottom. Untouched by evolution!</p>
<p><em><a href="http://soundcloud.com/modi/clever-girl-woodcutter-modi">Clever Girl - WoodCutter (Modi Remix)</a></em></p>
<p><em><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 600px;" src="http://www.heymister.net/storage/WOODCUTTER_V2 copy.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1337060940873" alt="" /></span></span></em></p>
<p><em>WoodCutter</em> called for a distraught lumberjack. For this I enlisted the help of my buddy <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/brooklynbasement">Vince</a>, who was extremely happy to model as the unhappy woodsman. We didn't have an axe handy; lucky for me Vin doesn't go anywhere without Mj&ouml;lnir, Thor's magic hammer.</p>
<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 500px;" src="http://www.heymister.net/storage/IMG_3595.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1337060963731" alt="" /></span></span></p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.heymister.net/blog/rss-comments-entry-16263449.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Martin Venn Buren</title><category>The Venns</category><dc:creator>Patrick</dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 08 Apr 2012 13:58:07 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.heymister.net/blog/2012/4/8/martin-venn-buren.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">256177:2579914:15762500</guid><description><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 500px;" src="http://www.heymister.net/storage/MARTIN_VAN_BUREN.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1333893568938" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p>Happy Easter, bunnies.</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.heymister.net/blog/rss-comments-entry-15762500.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Eddie Venn Halen</title><category>The Venns</category><dc:creator>Patrick</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2012 03:44:26 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.heymister.net/blog/2012/4/2/eddie-venn-halen.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">256177:2579914:15701410</guid><description><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 500px;" src="http://www.heymister.net/storage/EDDIE_VAN_HALEN.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1333424707315" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p>We're still friends right?</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.heymister.net/blog/rss-comments-entry-15701410.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Death, Barf &amp; Beyond</title><dc:creator>Patrick</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 23 Feb 2012 07:18:37 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.heymister.net/blog/2012/2/23/death-barf-beyond.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">256177:2579914:15154195</guid><description><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 600px;" src="http://www.heymister.net/storage/BED_BATH_BEYOND2.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1329981574674" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.heymister.net/storage/GARBAGE_PAIL_KID2.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1329985242469" alt="" /></span></span></p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.heymister.net/blog/rss-comments-entry-15154195.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Fashion While Sneezing Part 3</title><dc:creator>Patrick</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 28 Nov 2011 05:52:26 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.heymister.net/blog/2011/11/28/fashion-while-sneezing-part-3.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">256177:2579914:13887313</guid><description><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.heymister.net/storage/SUMER_00000%20copy.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1322459632878" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p><strong>Mister:</strong> What have you produced recently?</p>
<p><strong>Sumer:</strong> I worked on a <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw7uhVtpI5I">Sour Patch Kids commercial</a> with Method Man.&nbsp;</p>
<p><strong>Mister:</strong> Did you enjoy sneezing for this?</p>
<p><strong>Sumer:</strong> Nope.</p>
<p>1. Jacket: <a href="http://www.gap.com">GAP</a></p>
<p>2. Sweater: <a href="http://www.jcrew.com">J. Crew</a></p>
<p>3. Dress: <a href="http://www.forever21.com">Forever 21</a></p>
<p>4. Shoes: Vintage</p>
<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.heymister.net/storage/NICK_00000 copy.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1322459678469" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p><strong>Mister:</strong> What's in your hand?</p>
<p><strong>Nick:</strong> A Q-tip. That's how I make myself sneeze, I stick it up my nose and give it a tickle. I gotta run.</p>
<p>1. Hoodie: Don't remember</p>
<p>2. Joker T-shirt: <a href="http://www.ebay.com/">eBay</a></p>
<p>3. Jeans: <a href="http://www.ebay.com/">eBay</a></p>
<p>4. Boots: <a href="http://www.ebay.com/">eBay</a></p>
<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.heymister.net/storage/PATRICK_00000 copy.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1322459709071" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p><strong>Mister:</strong> You're a <em>photic</em>. It's Greek for 'of light.' You're light sensitive.&nbsp;</p>
<p><strong>Patrick:</strong> Not really. I sneeze in the light, though.</p>
<p><strong>Mister:</strong> It's an inherited trait. One in three people have it.</p>
<p><strong>Patrick:</strong>&nbsp;Neat.</p>
<p>1. Shirt: <a href="http://www.gap.com/">GAP</a></p>
<p>2. Down vest: Vintage</p>
<p>3. Tie: <a href="http://www.uniqlo.com/us/">Uniqlo</a></p>
<p>4. Jeans: <a href="http://www.g-star.com/en/">G-Star RAW</a></p>
<p>5. Sneakers: <a href="http://www.adidas.com/us/homepage.asp">Adidas</a></p>
<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.heymister.net/storage/TOVA_00000 copy.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1322459754388" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p><strong>Mister:</strong> You have a dog now.</p>
<p><strong>Tova:</strong> Yes, <a href="http://twitpic.com/5n78gg">Marlo</a>. He's the best.</p>
<p><strong>Mister:</strong> Did you know a sneeze can travel 100 miles per hour and expel 100,000 germs into the air?</p>
<p><strong>Tova:</strong> No.</p>
<p>1. Men's cardigan: <a href="http://www.gap.com/">GAP</a></p>
<p>2. Shirt: <a href="http://www.jcrew.com/index.jsp">J. Crew</a></p>
<p>3. Gloves: <a href="http://www.muji.us/">Muji</a></p>
<p>4. Jeans: <a href="http://www.jbrandjeans.com/">J Brand</a></p>
<p>5. Boots:&nbsp;<a href="http://www.thefryecompany.com/">Frye</a></p>
<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.heymister.net/storage/BRIAN_00000 copy.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1322459798604" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p><strong>Mister:</strong> Did you hear about Tova's dog?</p>
<p><strong>Brian:</strong> Yeah, Marlo! He's really cute.</p>
<p><strong>Mister:</strong> Who do you miss more, Tova or <a href="https://fr.twitter.com/#!/HarrisDanow">Harris</a>?</p>
<p><strong>Brian:</strong> Don't you want to ask me about teaching?</p>
<p>1. Hat: <a href="http://www.olney-headwear.com/">Olney</a>&nbsp;</p>
<p>2. Shirt: <a href="http://www.jcrew.com/index.jsp">J. Crew</a></p>
<p>3. Tie: Vicky Davis NY</p>
<p>4. Jeans: <a href="http://www.gap.com/">GAP</a></p>
<p>5. Moccasins: <a href="http://www.skechers.com/">Sketchers</a></p>
<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.heymister.net/storage/WOODY_00000 copy.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1322459849771" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p><strong>Mister:</strong> You've been doing a lot of improv these days.</p>
<p><strong>Woody:</strong> I have!</p>
<p><strong>Mister: </strong>A sneeze can actually be considered part of the immune system. When a foreign agent, like bacteria, triggers a sneeze response, signals are sent to tightly close the throat, eyes,&nbsp;and mouth. Next, your chest muscles vigorously contract and your throat muscles quickly relax. As a result, air, saliva and mucus are forced out of your mouth and nose.</p>
<p><strong>Woody:</strong> Thank you.</p>
<p>1. Wool coat (not pictured): <a href="http://www.llbean.com/">L.L. Bean</a></p>
<p>2. Cattitude T-shirt: <a href="http://www.ebay.com/">eBay</a></p>
<p>3. Pants:&nbsp;<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chatuchak_Weekend_Market">Chatuchak Flea Market</a>, Thailand</p>
<p>4. Sneakers: <a href="http://www.adidas.com/us/homepage.asp">Adidas</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.heymister.net/blog/2011/3/20/fashion-while-sneezing-part-i.html">Fashion While Sneezing Part 1</a>, <a href="http://www.heymister.net/blog/2011/4/27/fashion-while-sneezing-part-2.html">Fashion While Sneezing Part 2</a></p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.heymister.net/blog/rss-comments-entry-13887313.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>One Of These Subway Columns Is a Goddamn Liar</title><dc:creator>Patrick</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 05 Oct 2011 04:04:20 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.heymister.net/blog/2011/10/5/one-of-these-subway-columns-is-a-goddamn-liar.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">256177:2579914:13083160</guid><description><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 500px;" src="http://www.heymister.net/storage/IMG_2280.JPG?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1317788148424" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p>"We require a visible past, a visible continuum, a visible myth of origin, which reassures us about our end. Because finally we have never believed in them."</p>
<p>You can pretty much turn to any page in Jean Baudrillard's <em>Simulacra and Simulation </em>(<a href="http://i333.photobucket.com/albums/m396/frightforyou/simulacra.jpg">unless you're Neo</a>)<em>&nbsp;</em>and find a sentence that addresses this late-night discovery: The Morgan stop on the L has replaced a tile mosaic sign with a photo of a tile mosaic sign. &nbsp;</p>
<p>Real:</p>
<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 500px;" src="http://www.heymister.net/storage/IMG_2274.JPG?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1317789028838" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p>Matrix:</p>
<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 500px;" src="http://www.heymister.net/storage/IMG_2279.JPG?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1317789492267" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.heymister.net/storage/MORGAN_STOP_L_TRAIN.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1317791133536" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p>Let's go down to Wall Street and demand some answers on this.&nbsp;</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.heymister.net/blog/rss-comments-entry-13083160.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Same As It Ever Was</title><dc:creator>Patrick</dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 02 Oct 2011 05:48:41 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.heymister.net/blog/2011/10/2/same-as-it-ever-was.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">256177:2579914:13049739</guid><description><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 600px;" src="http://www.heymister.net/storage/NEW_YORK_NATIVES.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1317534561390" alt="" /></span></span></p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.heymister.net/blog/rss-comments-entry-13049739.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Miserable Without You</title><dc:creator>Patrick</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 07 Sep 2011 03:37:43 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.heymister.net/blog/2011/9/6/miserable-without-you.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">256177:2579914:12756825</guid><description><![CDATA[<p><iframe width="560" height="345" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/HXQD-wKTRF4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
<p>Here's a music vid I drew and animated for musician <a href="http://jarrodgorbelmusic.com/">Jarrod Gorbel</a>. It was directed by a very cool fellow named Adam Neustadter&nbsp;at <a href="http://ghostrobot.com/">Ghost Robot</a>. The song also features <a href="http://youtu.be/oAVYOS_nYTQ">Nicole Atkins</a> who is lovely and from New Jersey.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Can you pick out all of the celebrity / pop culture cameos? I won't be offended if you can't because they're not very accurate and stuff.</p>
<p>Fun Fact 1: I drew the elements with a fancy Japanese brush pen and it ran out of ink right when I finished my last cloud doodle.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Fun Fact 2: The man in the video is supposed to be Mr. Gorbel but he's basically me! Good night.&nbsp;</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.heymister.net/blog/rss-comments-entry-12756825.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>I Sure Hope Miracle Whip Knows What It's Getting Into</title><dc:creator>Patrick</dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 31 Jul 2011 21:53:33 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.heymister.net/blog/2011/7/31/i-sure-hope-miracle-whip-knows-what-its-getting-into.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">256177:2579914:12352557</guid><description><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 600px;" src="http://www.heymister.net/storage/MIRACLE_WHIP_ADb.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1312149300526" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p>While Miracle Whip continues to stumble blindly through the The World of Digital Marketing, this is still a large step up from their first social strategy. Remember <a href="http://www.heymister.net/blog/2009/5/20/the-first-rule-of-miracle-whip-club-is-make-a-big-facebook-t.html">Zingr</a>?&nbsp;</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.heymister.net/blog/rss-comments-entry-12352557.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Because I'm Smart</title><dc:creator>Patrick</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 25 Jul 2011 02:37:00 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.heymister.net/blog/2011/7/24/because-im-smart.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">256177:2579914:12682446</guid><description><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 600px;" src="http://www.heymister.net/storage/NETFLIX_FOR_BOOKSb?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1314758351703" alt="" /></span></span></p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.heymister.net/blog/rss-comments-entry-12682446.xml</wfw:commentRss></item></channel></rss>
