every morning for breakfast i put peanut butter, milk, a banana and yogurt in a blender. if the banana is ripe i add a dash of salt, if it's less than ripe i add maple syrup. it tastes great and gives me energy for, no joke, eight hours. i been doing that for years. so I invented it. anonymous me.
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this clears up all those peanut butter texts
this may be my favorite post of yours EVER. Mad shout out to The Cook
every morning for breakfast i put peanut butter, milk, a banana and yogurt in a blender. if the banana is ripe i add a dash of salt, if it's less than ripe i add maple syrup. it tastes great and gives me energy for, no joke, eight hours. i been doing that for years. so I invented it. anonymous me.
BILL GATES IN THE BACKPACK, YO.
this is amazing. i am laughing/i am crying.