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Apr082010

Ke$ha Doesn't Have an Original Brown Tooth In Her Head

2009 brought us The Hangover, which basically means waking up in bile and being a mess all day Is The New Black. 

Cool. Whatever. We were all ahead of the curve on that one anyway (What's next, Hollywood's gonna say the breakfast burrito is the new mmm?). Then Ke$ha clawed her way out of a dry bathtub and was like, I'll show you quakers a morning after. 

"... blah blah blah, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack..."

Fair enough. Rinsing with whiskey is pretty hardcore I guess? But the act totally loses all potency when you realize Jason "Bored to Death" Schwartzman did it like 8 years ago in his totally emo music video for that O.C. song

Hahaha, who's hardcore now, Ke$h-face? He's wearing a bathrobe! He's so clean!

Cite your sources! Just kidding! Don't make music!

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Reader Comments (3)

I... am going to assume you're being sarcastic with pointing out such an obscure copying. I mean, every other hip hop/rap/r&b song ever references either another song or random pop culture. Nothing's original in music anyways. Fuck citing sources. They're hip. MLA is so 80's.

April 27, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterK

to the above commenter.... do you really need to ASSUME that he is being sarcastic, if the following sentence is "Just kidding!"

... you just make yourself look like a n00b who can't read....

June 3, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterrab rab

Those are indeed hardcore moves in a movie which teens often copy. Not good oral practice but because it looks so chic, even dentists want to try this out.

David Coller

June 22, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterDavid Coller

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