The Many Disguises of Charlie "The Disguiser" Sheen

Also known as "My face."

Used for: Movie and TV roles, Life.

Also known as "The Secret Stache."

Used for: Driving the sitter home.

Also known as "I Get That a Lot."

Used for: Travel abroad, driving the sitter home.

Also known as "The Aluminum Sheen."

Used for: Evading the very real aliens from The Arrival, keeping face fresh. 

Also known as "The Harassment Suit Avoider," "Damnit."

Used for: Occasionally filling in for Seagal, not seeing out of. 

Also known as "The Cheater."

Used for: Driving the sitter home.  

Also known as "Dark Sheen."

Used for: Petty crime, finishing own sentences.

Also known as "The Murder Doll."

Used for: "Hiding in a creepy pile of toys, occasional comedy gigs in The Poconos.