Friday
Mar262010
- Fashion While Sneezing Part 3
- One Of These Subway Columns Is a Goddamn Liar
- Same As It Ever Was
- Miserable Without You
- I Sure Hope Miracle Whip Knows What It's Getting Into
- Because I'm Smart
- Hey Draper, You Can't Use The H-Word in Advertising
- I Just Got Baked Looking at Mena Suvari's Celebrity Playlist
- The 9 Hottest Shoes Designed by Musicians
- 8 Concept Albums That Should Be Made Right Now
- FASHION WHILE SNEEZING PART 2
- Love Story Part 2
- Love Story Part 1
- The Many Moods of Steven Tyler
- There's Something Wrong With AMC's 'The Killing'
- Fashion While Sneezing Part I
- The Particular After Effects of After Effects
- Mister is Definitely Going Down The Drain Because Now I Can Make Animated GIFs
- And Sometimes The White Tiger Plate Buys You
- Superbowl Sunday
- 50 Reasons Why We're So Mad by Onyx
- I Invented Peanut Butter Milk So You Don't Have To
- Dinner With Helene
- This Is No Half-Remembered Dream, This is Really Happening
- I'd Be a Millionaire If Hits Were Dollar Bills
- Poster Twins: Sphere & Future Sport
- Sometimes You Remember You Have a Chop't Salad in the Fridge and You Get All Excited
- Poster Twins: Taken & Unknown
- Mister Got Published in a German Book For Some Reason
- Queen Amidala & The Swan Queen: A Convo
- Shanghai Baby
- The Little Cousins Grew Up
- If We Start a Book Club I Pick First
- Two Old Ladies Inadvertently Taught Me What Negative Space Is in 1989
- I Never Had An Art Director I Didn't Like
- Stickers Need To Get The Fuck Out Of Here
- I Mind The Gap
- I Used To Collect Photos of Papyrus Until I Realized It Was a Terrible Idea
- Work From Home
- What You Do
- Know Your Exits
- The Owls of The Renegade Craft Fair
- Fridge as Metaphor
- The Many Disguises of Charlie "The Disguiser" Sheen
- Dear HBO: Just Add One Letter and You're Set
- "Whoa, What, Oh!" - My Entire Childhood
- The Marijuana Cats of Petco
- Ke$ha Doesn't Have an Original Brown Tooth In Her Head
- Emily Goes to Alligator Lounge
- Memoirs of a Solar-Powered White Boy Ronin
- I'm The Mayor of my Apartment
- More True Stories That Are Totally True
- Miscellaneous Media Forced To Be Represented By Very Specific Media
- There's Something About That Contra Cover
- We're In Hawaii
- My Interview With Meg White
- You Should Probably Start Reading Traditional Comics Right Now
- Don't Change For Anyone, Aladdin
- The 1983 HBO Feature Presentation Intro Is Responsible For My Obsession With 3D Letters
- Like You Didn't Expect Bratz Pop'N Stick Eyez® To Be Amazing
- Don't Censor My Heart
- Scaredyface in Park Slope
- Taco Bell Debuts New Stuf't Crust Burrito
- Christmas Spirit Part VI
- Christmas Spirit Part V
- Christmas Spirit Part IV
- Christmas Spirit Part III
- Christmas Spirit Part II
- Christmas Spirit Part I
- Great Invention Flashback
- Washington DC in 12 Easy Steps
- 6 Clichés We Can Expect From Iron Man 2
- There's an App for Exploding Your Mind
- The Poster for Ninja Assassin Kinda Breaks All The Ninja Rules
- Overheard at the mtvU Woodie Awards
- Things James Cameron Wants Us To Know About Avatar
- Things I Would Say To Trudy Campbell
- Vincent D'Onofrio Always Looks Like He's Taking A Shit
- hi
- You Can Dye An Easter Egg Blonde
- You Can Always Count On Motorola To Make a Phone With a Misspelled Name
- The World Needs More American Flag Tongues
- The Rare No-Car Car Commercial Makes Another Appearance
- Branding The Wild American Cougar
- Cheetos Thinks It Can Be Weirder Than Doritos But No One Is Weirder Than Doritos
- My Four Stages of Doing Shots
- I Totally Saw The Verizon Guy On My Flight
- Happy Birthday, Mister!
- I'm in Greece
- This Is Summer
- New Dial for Men Is Kind Of An Asshole
- Now There's No Excuse Not To Have That Harry Potter Party
- True Stories
- MADE: The Lost Episode(s)
- Branded Censorship Will Make Us All Rich
- 24-Hour Flu
- Nobody Really Wants to Fuck a Robot
- Stoners Featured on Nicholas Sparks Book Covers
- Musicians With The Best Faces
- Youth In Revolt: The Post Screening Survey
- Grattan St. in Bushwick
- This Looks Like That
- Hey Look, It's The World's Douchiest Social Networking Site
- Australian Mike Totally Just Threw Up On Himself
- Sometimes You Just Want a Dunkaccino®
- Movie Posters Are Dumb, Part II: Photoshopped Sunglasses
- Movie Posters Are Dumb, Part I: Obscured Faces
- In These Modern Times Even Selling Out Is Hard
- Abandoned Chicken McNuggets Twitter a Step-by-Step Lesson In How To Fail
- Mister Field Trip: The New Museum
- Cobra Kai Dave Meets Uncle Jesse
- Helene Saves Print
- So Optimus Prime is Gonna Die Right?
- Can I Interest You In Some Nice Gold?
- Sometimes RuPaul Outs You on TV
- I Think I Get Wrestling Now
- 8 Concept Albums That Should Be Made Right Now
- Nicolas Cage's Hair Is The Best
- Mister Exclusive: The Karate Kid Remake Trailer
- Gimme Sugar Miami: Sticky. Sexy. Caloric.
- Drug Branding Reaches Its Inevitable Nadir In Real Time
- And Then MySpace Decided to E-mail Me All Their Worst Ideas
- 7 Wearable Items For Tech Geeks
- Those Old Ass Movie Studios Love Their Old Ass Icons
- Everything Got Weird During Fleet Week Again
- Turning a Good Trip Into a Bad Trip
- Mom's iPod
- The First Rule Of Miracle Whip Club Is Make a Big Facebook Thing Out Of It
- Other Things J.J. Abrams Needs to Reboot
- It Still Works
- And Now I'm There
- Tacos Need To Get Out Of My Dreams And Into My Car (Stomach)
- Scarface Lives On In Our Hearts and Merch
- What's Your Favorite Large Airplane Movie From 1997?
- The Real Patrick vs. Woody
- Drawing The Line AKA Never Work For Free
- Gypsy and Pets in Tha House
- "Yo, Diary" By Keanu Reeves
- Dov Charney Finally Got One of Them Pregnant
- Things The Roots Would Rather Be Doing
- EVERYTHING IS CODES!
- What Your Office Commercial Says About Your Company
- Design: The Movie AKA Resonance
- Doritos Totally Get Time-Specific On Our Asses
- 6 Epiphanies Had by Extras on Music Video Sets
- I Didn't Read East of Eden
- The Only Camping Lesson You Need
- The 9 Hottest Shoes Designed By Musicians
- Terminator Vs. Wolverine: The Pizza
- This Sign is the Worst
- Immediate Regrets
- 10 Musicians Brush Their Teeth
- Shopping With Sumer
- The Mister Report on The Shaw Report
- Cynthia Saves HBO
- Dude, Nigeria is Bursting With Cash!
- Julia Roberts According to IMDb
- Dear Entertainment Weekly: You're So Bad at Lying
- Death of a Playlist
- Mountain Dew: An Extreme History
- My Favorite Part of Lord of The Rings
- The Mystery of Yahoo! Patrick Hosmer
- Poster Twins: The Black Dahlia & The Lodger
- The Big Wheelie Decepticon From Transformers 2 Means a Lot To Me
- All You Need to Get Into SXSW is a Magic Marker
- Once Upon a Time in Vietnam...
- Time Lapses Make Me Feel Like The Vampire Lestat
- Sci Fi Channel Changes Spelling of Name, Moves To LA To Give Acting a Try
- Video Twins: Ice Cube and Weird Al
- 6 Comebacks For 6 Music Snobs
- 3 Childhood Superpowers That Aren't So Super Anymore
- New Generation, New Peace Sign
- Stop Telling Me What I'm Already Doing
- No Fear: The Unofficial Rule Book to The Official Website
- I Forget The Question But The Answer is Woody Fu
- The 5 Best Gimmicks in Music Today
- The Jewel of Williamsburg, Brooklyn
- Meet Taxosaurus Rex, 401Kerotops and Refundactyl
- Enviga Fails to Burn Calories and Succeeds in Burning Money Comma Itself
- Even Make Believe Women Are More High Maintenance Than Make Believe Men
- Here's A Little Game Called "The Rule"
- The Captain From Wall-E: The Prequel
- America Doesn't Even Know Why It's Aping Shepard Fairey Anymore
- Fly Girls Stay Single
- Meat Always Thinks You Don't Love It
- I Didn't See Paul Blart Mall Cop
- LOL-o-Gram
- The Four Elements of Mumblecore
- Olly Moss and Spacesick are both For Real
- Orange vs. Blue: The Movie
- Big Bro, Little Bro
- But Has Your Moleskine Ever Loved You Back?
- Michael Phelps, As Your Publicist, I'm Trying To Help You
- Why Football is Weird Now
- The Arnold One-Liner That Never Was
- I Wonder What He Said
- Also, Life is in 3D
- 3 Things I Invented in my Sleep
- NYU Cavity Search: "Found Something!"
- Anatomy of a Kissy Face
- What Your Breakfast at Carl's Jr. Says About You
- Hey Dummies, Eat Our Pasta
- Happy Birthday, Mister
- Yo Call This Guy
- Hacking the Gibson and Other Sweet Portrayals of Hollywood's Kickass Internet
- The Awesome Evolution of Tropicana
- Cynthia Saves YouTube
- Failures in Camouflage
- All Men Want to Be Assassins
- Let's Do This, 2009!
- Week 1 in Boston Recap
- You're Only As Cool as The Stuff in Your Teenage Bedroom
- Merry Christmas, Bro
- Hot Chinatown Anal
- Pete Wentz's Shower Knob
- Peter, I Think We Just Saved McDonald's From Certain Death
- MTA Announces New Subway Lines
- Grandpa's Top 5
- The Things That Brought Them Here
- Mister Interviews The Vampire Edward Cullen
- One Terrible Thing About Tattoos
- Judah Friedlander Wins a Saddie
- I am Immortalized in Tape
- Wait a Minute... (Piano Dudes Edition)
- Chris is a Circle Jerk
- Chris Dane Owens is For Real
- Diary of a Stomper
- And Here's a Winning Endorsement
- The Only Taco Lesson You Need
- Keep Shoes are Stupid Cool & Mostly for Girls
- A Dark 'n Stormy Keeps You Warmy
- Totally Still in Hawaii
- Now I'm on a Volcano
- Animal Jamz!
- Organic Food Needs to Chill The Fuck Out
- And Then The Woodies Happened
- The Unanswerable Question
- Unemployment Day 2 Recap
- The Jewel of Bushwick, Brooklyn
- Yo! Cartoon Network Raps
- Mom Jeans 2.0
- Sometimes You Have an Intern Named Patrick
- Mister Makes a Friend
- Early Man Discovers Depression Shortly After Discovering Weed
- Eagle Tattoos Are So Fuckin' Sweet
- We All Scream for Green Screen
- It's a Brand New Day
- My Cousin Jimmy Made This
- The Jewel of South Hackensack, NJ
- Any Given Sunday. Every Sunday, Actually
- Before You Cast Your Ballot...
- Happy Conceptual Halloween!
- World, Meet The Dread-mullet
- Toasty Time = Now
- The Second M Also Stands For Music
- Recession Forces Pepsi to Become Korean Airline
- Sometimes There's a Bachelor Party
- Recession Forces Mister to Rebrand
- Here Come the Woodies
- Peter Lundgren is for Real
- 5 Reasons Lou Reed is Wack
- And The Award For Best Rap About Pogs Goes To...
- "Things I like." a List by Patrick, 18
- The Real (Real) Mario and Luigi
- Tsukiji Means Mutant Fish
- Retirement Phase 1 Complete
- My Three Apocalypse Buddies
- Cheesy Beefy Melt: A Modern Tragedy
- Elegy for the Killed Assignment
- Ben Marra, The Mammal
- Another Terrible, Terrible Movie Device
- Three Terrible, Terrible Movie Devices
- Make It Cool Part 1
- The Wisest Wizard: Pros and Cons
- Egg Tart, My Heart
- Start a Club
- The World's Best Hidden USB Port
- The Real Mario and Luigi
- America The Road
- 2012 and the Future 'Lympics
- Design: The Movie!
- One Great Thing About Tattoos
- The Only Karaoke Lesson You Need
- Three Great Things About Rainbows
- Broadway 7.0
- Pigs are People too
- Outside the Met
- The Only Bowling Lesson You Need
Friday, March 26, 2010 at 05:30PM
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Reader Comments (3)
gross dude.
what are you saying about the girl with big boobs? also why does she have hooves? WHERE ARE HER ARMS?!
ahahaha, facial mammogram