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- Work From Home
- What You Do
- Know Your Exits
- The Owls of The Renegade Craft Fair
- Fridge as Metaphor
- The Many Disguises of Charlie "The Disguiser" Sheen
- Dear HBO: Just Add One Letter and You're Set
- "Whoa, What, Oh!" - My Entire Childhood
- The Marijuana Cats of Petco
- Ke$ha Doesn't Have an Original Brown Tooth In Her Head
- Emily Goes to Alligator Lounge
- Memoirs of a Solar-Powered White Boy Ronin
- I'm The Mayor of my Apartment
- More True Stories That Are Totally True
- Miscellaneous Media Forced To Be Represented By Very Specific Media
- There's Something About That Contra Cover
- We're In Hawaii
- My Interview With Meg White
- You Should Probably Start Reading Traditional Comics Right Now
- Don't Change For Anyone, Aladdin
- The 1983 HBO Feature Presentation Intro Is Responsible For My Obsession With 3D Letters
- Like You Didn't Expect Bratz Pop'N Stick Eyez® To Be Amazing
- Don't Censor My Heart
- Scaredyface in Park Slope
- Taco Bell Debuts New Stuf't Crust Burrito
- Christmas Spirit Part VI
- Christmas Spirit Part V
- Christmas Spirit Part IV
- Christmas Spirit Part III
- Christmas Spirit Part II
- Christmas Spirit Part I
- Great Invention Flashback
- Washington DC in 12 Easy Steps
- 6 Clichés We Can Expect From Iron Man 2
- There's an App for Exploding Your Mind
- The Poster for Ninja Assassin Kinda Breaks All The Ninja Rules
- Overheard at the mtvU Woodie Awards
- Things James Cameron Wants Us To Know About Avatar
- Things I Would Say To Trudy Campbell
- Vincent D'Onofrio Always Looks Like He's Taking A Shit
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- You Can Dye An Easter Egg Blonde
- You Can Always Count On Motorola To Make a Phone With a Misspelled Name
- The World Needs More American Flag Tongues
- The Rare No-Car Car Commercial Makes Another Appearance
- Branding The Wild American Cougar
- Cheetos Thinks It Can Be Weirder Than Doritos But No One Is Weirder Than Doritos
- My Four Stages of Doing Shots
- I Totally Saw The Verizon Guy On My Flight
- Happy Birthday, Mister!
- I'm in Greece
- This Is Summer
- New Dial for Men Is Kind Of An Asshole
- Now There's No Excuse Not To Have That Harry Potter Party
- True Stories
- MADE: The Lost Episode(s)
- Branded Censorship Will Make Us All Rich
- 24-Hour Flu
- Nobody Really Wants to Fuck a Robot
- Stoners Featured on Nicholas Sparks Book Covers
- Musicians With The Best Faces
- Youth In Revolt: The Post Screening Survey
- Grattan St. in Bushwick
- This Looks Like That
- Hey Look, It's The World's Douchiest Social Networking Site
- Australian Mike Totally Just Threw Up On Himself
- Sometimes You Just Want a Dunkaccino®
- Movie Posters Are Dumb, Part II: Photoshopped Sunglasses
- Movie Posters Are Dumb, Part I: Obscured Faces
- In These Modern Times Even Selling Out Is Hard
- Abandoned Chicken McNuggets Twitter a Step-by-Step Lesson In How To Fail
- Mister Field Trip: The New Museum
- Cobra Kai Dave Meets Uncle Jesse
- Helene Saves Print
- So Optimus Prime is Gonna Die Right?
- Can I Interest You In Some Nice Gold?
- Sometimes RuPaul Outs You on TV
- I Think I Get Wrestling Now
- 8 Concept Albums That Should Be Made Right Now
- Nicolas Cage's Hair Is The Best
- Mister Exclusive: The Karate Kid Remake Trailer
- Gimme Sugar Miami: Sticky. Sexy. Caloric.
- Drug Branding Reaches Its Inevitable Nadir In Real Time
- And Then MySpace Decided to E-mail Me All Their Worst Ideas
- 7 Wearable Items For Tech Geeks
- Those Old Ass Movie Studios Love Their Old Ass Icons
- Everything Got Weird During Fleet Week Again
- Turning a Good Trip Into a Bad Trip
- Mom's iPod
- The First Rule Of Miracle Whip Club Is Make a Big Facebook Thing Out Of It
- Other Things J.J. Abrams Needs to Reboot
- It Still Works
- And Now I'm There
- Tacos Need To Get Out Of My Dreams And Into My Car (Stomach)
- Scarface Lives On In Our Hearts and Merch
- What's Your Favorite Large Airplane Movie From 1997?
- The Real Patrick vs. Woody
- Drawing The Line AKA Never Work For Free
- Gypsy and Pets in Tha House
- "Yo, Diary" By Keanu Reeves
- Dov Charney Finally Got One of Them Pregnant
- Things The Roots Would Rather Be Doing
- EVERYTHING IS CODES!
- What Your Office Commercial Says About Your Company
- Design: The Movie AKA Resonance
- Doritos Totally Get Time-Specific On Our Asses
- 6 Epiphanies Had by Extras on Music Video Sets
- I Didn't Read East of Eden
- The Only Camping Lesson You Need
- The 9 Hottest Shoes Designed By Musicians
- Terminator Vs. Wolverine: The Pizza
- This Sign is the Worst
- Immediate Regrets
- 10 Musicians Brush Their Teeth
- Shopping With Sumer
- The Mister Report on The Shaw Report
- Cynthia Saves HBO
- Dude, Nigeria is Bursting With Cash!
- Julia Roberts According to IMDb
- Dear Entertainment Weekly: You're So Bad at Lying
- Death of a Playlist
- Mountain Dew: An Extreme History
- My Favorite Part of Lord of The Rings
- The Mystery of Yahoo! Patrick Hosmer
- Poster Twins: The Black Dahlia & The Lodger
- The Big Wheelie Decepticon From Transformers 2 Means a Lot To Me
- All You Need to Get Into SXSW is a Magic Marker
- Once Upon a Time in Vietnam...
- Time Lapses Make Me Feel Like The Vampire Lestat
- Sci Fi Channel Changes Spelling of Name, Moves To LA To Give Acting a Try
- Video Twins: Ice Cube and Weird Al
- 6 Comebacks For 6 Music Snobs
- 3 Childhood Superpowers That Aren't So Super Anymore
- New Generation, New Peace Sign
- Stop Telling Me What I'm Already Doing
- No Fear: The Unofficial Rule Book to The Official Website
- I Forget The Question But The Answer is Woody Fu
- The 5 Best Gimmicks in Music Today
- The Jewel of Williamsburg, Brooklyn
- Meet Taxosaurus Rex, 401Kerotops and Refundactyl
- Enviga Fails to Burn Calories and Succeeds in Burning Money Comma Itself
- Even Make Believe Women Are More High Maintenance Than Make Believe Men
- Here's A Little Game Called "The Rule"
- The Captain From Wall-E: The Prequel
- America Doesn't Even Know Why It's Aping Shepard Fairey Anymore
- Fly Girls Stay Single
- Meat Always Thinks You Don't Love It
- I Didn't See Paul Blart Mall Cop
- LOL-o-Gram
- The Four Elements of Mumblecore
- Olly Moss and Spacesick are both For Real
- Orange vs. Blue: The Movie
- Big Bro, Little Bro
- But Has Your Moleskine Ever Loved You Back?
- Michael Phelps, As Your Publicist, I'm Trying To Help You
- Why Football is Weird Now
- The Arnold One-Liner That Never Was
- I Wonder What He Said
- Also, Life is in 3D
- 3 Things I Invented in my Sleep
- NYU Cavity Search: "Found Something!"
- Anatomy of a Kissy Face
- What Your Breakfast at Carl's Jr. Says About You
- Hey Dummies, Eat Our Pasta
- Happy Birthday, Mister
- Yo Call This Guy
- Hacking the Gibson and Other Sweet Portrayals of Hollywood's Kickass Internet
- The Awesome Evolution of Tropicana
- Cynthia Saves YouTube
- Failures in Camouflage
- All Men Want to Be Assassins
- Let's Do This, 2009!
- Week 1 in Boston Recap
- You're Only As Cool as The Stuff in Your Teenage Bedroom
- Merry Christmas, Bro
- Hot Chinatown Anal
- Pete Wentz's Shower Knob
- Peter, I Think We Just Saved McDonald's From Certain Death
- MTA Announces New Subway Lines
- Grandpa's Top 5
- The Things That Brought Them Here
- Mister Interviews The Vampire Edward Cullen
- One Terrible Thing About Tattoos
- Judah Friedlander Wins a Saddie
- I am Immortalized in Tape
- Wait a Minute... (Piano Dudes Edition)
- Chris is a Circle Jerk
- Chris Dane Owens is For Real
- Diary of a Stomper
- And Here's a Winning Endorsement
- The Only Taco Lesson You Need
- Keep Shoes are Stupid Cool & Mostly for Girls
- A Dark 'n Stormy Keeps You Warmy
- Totally Still in Hawaii
- Now I'm on a Volcano
- Animal Jamz!
- Organic Food Needs to Chill The Fuck Out
- And Then The Woodies Happened
- The Unanswerable Question
- Unemployment Day 2 Recap
- The Jewel of Bushwick, Brooklyn
- Yo! Cartoon Network Raps
- Mom Jeans 2.0
- Sometimes You Have an Intern Named Patrick
- Mister Makes a Friend
- Early Man Discovers Depression Shortly After Discovering Weed
- Eagle Tattoos Are So Fuckin' Sweet
- We All Scream for Green Screen
- It's a Brand New Day
- My Cousin Jimmy Made This
- The Jewel of South Hackensack, NJ
- Any Given Sunday. Every Sunday, Actually
- Before You Cast Your Ballot...
- Happy Conceptual Halloween!
- World, Meet The Dread-mullet
- Toasty Time = Now
- The Second M Also Stands For Music
- Recession Forces Pepsi to Become Korean Airline
- Sometimes There's a Bachelor Party
- Recession Forces Mister to Rebrand
- Hooray for Cartoon Lesbians
- Here Come the Woodies
- Peter Lundgren is for Real
- 5 Reasons Lou Reed is Wack
- And The Award For Best Rap About Pogs Goes To...
- "Things I like." a List by Patrick, 18
- The Real (Real) Mario and Luigi
- Tsukiji Means Mutant Fish
- Retirement Phase 1 Complete
- My Three Apocalypse Buddies
- Cheesy Beefy Melt: A Modern Tragedy
- Elegy for the Killed Assignment
- Ben Marra, The Mammal
- Another Terrible, Terrible Movie Device
- Three Terrible, Terrible Movie Devices
- Make It Cool Part 1
- The Wisest Wizard: Pros and Cons
- Egg Tart, My Heart
- Start a Club
- The World's Best Hidden USB Port
- The Real Mario and Luigi
- America The Road
- 2012 and the Future 'Lympics
- Design: The Movie!
- One Great Thing About Tattoos
- The Only Karaoke Lesson You Need
- Three Great Things About Rainbows
- Broadway 7.0
- Pigs are People too
- Outside the Met
- The Only Bowling Lesson You Need
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Reader Comments (5)
Why not set up the sponsorship anyways? I want some coupons.
Now threaten to trash them, till they pay you! You have them right where you want them.
Hey Patrick, you been uh reading some uh Ted L. Nancy lately? Hmm? Hoping none of your hip friends would notice? Hmmm...or uhh am I jealous that you actually did write to someone in this tone when all I do is talk about it? hmmm
Pat wasn't the first person to ever write to a corporation but then again neither was Ted Nancy.
your middle name is Flaherty?