"Yo, Diary" By Keanu Reeves
Saturday, May 2, 2009 at 05:34PM 1984
Yo Diary. It's me Keanu. I had such a weird day today. My job was to hang out with teddy bears and interview them with their friends. I was feeing pretty bad because none of them would talk to me.
I was thinking: This is it, Keanu. I suck. I am failing this job. But my boss came up to me afterwards and was like, "Keanu, you're a natural. You're so funny and charming." And I was like, "But sir, none of the bears would talk to me." He just laughed.
I love you.
Keanu Charles Reeves
1985
Yo Diary. I think I'm a cyclist now. I spent two days riding a bike with these other bike guys and drinking Cokes. I also spent a lot of time with this other guy who said he's supposed to be my dad. And I'm like, "Whoa. You are my dad."
I was never good at riding bikes but I almost won that race! Weird. Isn't my dad the best?
I love you.
Keanu Charles Reeves
1987
Yo Diary. How weird are Corn Flakes?
I got this day long job where all I had to do was set up boxes of Corn Flakes on these long tables. It must've been for some breakfast banquet for fancy children. I finished setting up the tables and my boss was like, "Ok, now eat a bowl of Corn Flakes." I was so confused, Diary! I was like, "But sir, I'm not really a fancy child."
I love you.
Keanu Charles Reeves
1987
Yo Diary. It's me. Keanu. Definitely a strange day. I got a day job at MTV telling a story. My boss said, "Keanu, this promo is meant to be irreverent so you basically need to act like you're high." And I started laughing. "But sir. I am high."
Damn, Diary. It was so easy. I just told a story about something that happened to me that week. Just from memory. I think it really impressed them. I think I might give acting a try.
I love you.
Keanu Charles Reeves
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I want to read a "Diary This Is Loco" entry by Tank from the Matrix
I'm writing because I'm pissed!
All over the news and the Internet there is news about Keanu Reeves being gay . They say he is a bad actor. There is news about him being sued for child support for kids he doesn't even know about!
I'm a screenwriter/author living in NJ. I've been writing for some time. I just have to look at a picture of him and I get inspiration to write a story. I've (Tried) to contact Him, Erwin Stoff, his agent and Kevin Huvane.(Very mean man BTW*)
No One will give Keanu the message that he inspires me to write. That he is my muse!
I'm not asking Keanu for money. I'm not asking him to produce or publish my stuff. I don't want anything from the guy . I'm not a stalker. And I have no desire to throw my stories over his garden wall so that they get stuck in his rose bushes! I only wanted to tell him that he is a great source of inspiration . That even though we don't know each other , he can do this with a smile or perhaps the day he was riding his motorcycle, is the day that I wrote "Heart and Soul".
I've written a screenplay or manuscript everyday for the past 4 months...., and all because of him!
Story 1)---"Kismet---the fate of one man's destiny"
story 2)---"Solemn Promise "
story 3)---"The spider and the fly"..., this is based also on Mary Howett's poem of the same name, but it is a fiction story about a screenwriter(Me) and a celebrity(HIM).
story 4)---"Heart and soul"
I'm working on a fifth story....
Can someone just give the guy this message for crying out loud?
Maybe he'd like to hear about the good things he is doing? It might be refreshing?!
And how he inspires people!
animalover4@comcast.net
p.s.
Hi Tank(Luv u@)_