Why Football is Weird Now

Players with long hair. It used to be like, one guy. Now it's all of them. NFL party in the back is the new NBA cross tat.

Super sci-fi headsets. These coaches look like they should be guarding a base. Yo, I'm dumb maybe, because who the fuck are they talking to? Space?

Comments

[Coleman]

You...... watch football?

[mood ring]

Oh you mean American Football, not football football (as you say "Soccer")

Well I don't know any American football names but Swanky Kan who played football (soccer) for Arsenal FC has got to be a weird name.