Art Direction, Motion Design & Illustration by Patrick Hosmer

Mom Jeans 2.0

Added on by Patrick Hosmer.

Here's the funny thing about Nü Mom Jeans. They're the exact opposite of what Tru Mom Jeans are all about. The original Mom Jean is incredibly diplomatic; they accommodated all shapes and sizes while maintaining the dual core objectives of bolstering a long crotch and accentuating girth in the rear. Nü Mom Jeans on the other hand, are only successfully worn if you have a very specific, tight little body. Looking at them, they look like something the Rockettes would wear if they were dressed as harried homemakers in one of their dance numbers. 

I am totally obsessed with them. 

If Mom Jeans Classic could talk they'd say: "I got a 9-inch tall vagina and I'm off the market, boys. My son's name is totally Derrick."

If Mom Jeans II could talk they'd say: "I have the knowledge of a grown woman and no time for pockets. I also have tattoos on my feet."