Toasty Time = Now

Hey, cold friend. You look cold. You know what you need? A Toasty, courtesy of Le Toastmaster herself. She makes sweet hoodies with mittens sewn onto them instead of stupid pockets. They look fresh and they keep your hands nice and pink. In her own words:

"It will keep you warm. It will provoke at least a million random people to holler at you. (In a non-annoying nice way, depending on where you live) In a Toasty I guarantee you will be the life of the party. The belle of the ball. You will upstage the cornucopia at Thanksgiving dinner. Short people: ever wonder what it would feel like to be tall? Try this. Boys: wanna get that girl something that sez "mmm, 'tang." Get her this. Sasquacthes: wanna be accepted in society? this is the answer."

 Toasties are the bomb, and tonite she's unveiling the Fuzzy (pictured), the warmer, even more Eskimo-like version of the Toasty. It's got Thinsulate and extra fuzzy lining. Go to Azaleas and get yourself one. 

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